Our cruel master is always criticizing us and complaining that we aren’t worth the money he spends on us. A typical example is our water dispenser. Whenever he has to fill it up–which is all of once a week–he tells us, “Well, there goes the water bill. You dogs are drinking me out of my [...]
As you can see from the accompanying photo, Wolf is still too traumatized to write a protest letter about what our cruel master just made us do. The innocent-looking wall of plastic blocks in the background is really the result of a hideous act of exploitation by our master. He is desiging a specific [...]
Once again our cruel master displayed his cluelessness when he brought home some Chinese take-out food a few days ago. He had a huge foam container that must have weighed more than Bear, plus two eggrolls. While he gorged himself on the main courses (heartlessly ignoring our whimpering and drooling pleas for just one [...]
Being the good dogs that we are (in spite of our cruel master’s slanders), we want to help out around the house whenever possible. But we find that often challenging because we do not understand human reasoning. In fact, humans seem, more often than not, to be, well, fools.
Let’s give you an example. [...]
Readers still have little idea of the psychological and emotional abuse we suffer at the hands of our cruel master. This entry is my bold coming out with the truth for all the world to hear. Let me simply tell about some of the mean and cutting remarks our master uses on us, over and [...]
Some readers might be wondering about how different and even wild we are. After all, Bear has some questionable sociopolitical aspirations and Wolf appears to be an unusually astute observer of the human scene.
In actual truth, we are both very quiet and domestic dogs, not much different from the pet at your feet [...]
Well, it turns out that Bear hasn’t quite gotten over his ambitions to take over the world for Chihuahuas. As a result of his postmodernist studies (Bear is enrolled in an online PhD program in comparative literature), he is convinced that we can seize the engines of culture and transform the world [...]
A couple of posts back, we promised a bit more information about our garbage disposer replacement. As we mentioned, the disposer still ran like new after five years, but it didn’t dispose–grind stuff up–like new.
To show you what happens over time to the cheap disposers with the stamped, galvanized steel grinder [...]
Well, now that Wolf has totally embarrassed me by recalling my Chihuahuaist past, it’s time to get even. Wolf, the seemingly brave, independent, confident dog is really a WIMP.
When our cruel master goes away for the day, I’m settling down snug and cozy under the blanket of the dog bed and already half asleep, [...]
Readers new to this blog might be wondering who we are and what we are like. In an effort to give you a taste of our background, I thought I’d tell you about Bear’s flirtation with Chihuahuaism in his youth. Yes, Bear was a bit red in his early years. Not till he turned six [...]
