As you can see from the accompanying photo, Wolf is still too traumatized to write a protest letter about what our cruel master just made us do. The innocent-looking wall of plastic blocks in the background is really the result of a hideous act of exploitation by our master. He is desiging a specific [...]

Well, now that Wolf has totally embarrassed me by recalling my Chihuahuaist past, it’s time to get even. Wolf, the seemingly brave, independent, confident dog is really a WIMP.
When our cruel master goes away for the day, I’m settling down snug and cozy under the blanket of the dog bed and already half asleep, [...]

Not only is our master cruel to his angelic little doggies, but he lacks the most elementary powers of deductive logic. A typical example is the bathmat in the master bathroom, one of the rooms that together make up our prison when master is away.
Master will neatly arrange the mat as you see in the [...]

While our cruel master was away at work today, we got into the photographs again and found irrefutable proof of the kind of mental torture he puts us through. In the photo here, you can see us, half starved and eager to eat the meager portion of watery kibbles Old Scrooge has given us, yet [...]