Once again our cruel master displayed his cluelessness when he brought home some Chinese take-out food a few days ago. He had a huge foam container that must have weighed more than Bear, plus two eggrolls. While he gorged himself on the main courses (heartlessly ignoring our whimpering and drooling pleas for just one [...]

Readers still have little idea of the psychological and emotional abuse we suffer at the hands of our cruel master. This entry is my bold coming out with the truth for all the world to hear. Let me simply tell about some of the mean and cutting remarks our master uses on us, over and [...]

Well, it turns out that Bear hasn’t quite gotten over his ambitions to take over the world for Chihuahuas. As a result of his postmodernist studies (Bear is enrolled in an online PhD program in comparative literature), he is convinced that we can seize the engines of culture and transform the world [...]

Readers new to this blog might be wondering who we are and what we are like. In an effort to give you a taste of our background, I thought I’d tell you about Bear’s flirtation with Chihuahuaism in his youth. Yes, Bear was a bit red in his early years. Not till he turned six [...]

No doubt you were shocked! shocked! at how clueless our master is when it comes to elementary cause and effect situations (and here I refer to the bathmat episodes). But it gets much worse. Our master knows nothing about logical reasoning. Everytime he opens his mouth to talk to us, a truckload of logical fallacies [...]