As you know, in our last posting, we related the bizarre behavior of our cruel master when he blamed the few pathetic sips of water we drink every day as a major cause of his high water bills. After we thought this over, we decided that instead of our remaining in a state of [...]

Our cruel master is always criticizing us and complaining that we aren’t worth the money he spends on us. A typical example is our water dispenser. Whenever he has to fill it up–which is all of once a week–he tells us, “Well, there goes the water bill. You dogs are drinking me out of my [...]

Being the good dogs that we are (in spite of our cruel master’s slanders), we want to help out around the house whenever possible. But we find that often challenging because we do not understand human reasoning. In fact, humans seem, more often than not, to be, well, fools.
Let’s give you an example. [...]

Some readers might be wondering about how different and even wild we are. After all, Bear has some questionable sociopolitical aspirations and Wolf appears to be an unusually astute observer of the human scene.
In actual truth, we are both very quiet and domestic dogs, not much different from the pet at your feet [...]

A couple of posts back, we promised a bit more information about our garbage disposer replacement. As we mentioned, the disposer still ran like new after five years, but it didn’t dispose–grind stuff up–like new.
To show you what happens over time to the cheap disposers with the stamped, galvanized steel grinder [...]

After our master locks us into our prison cell for the day while he gallivants off to a cushy job, the two of us like to chase each other a bit and mess up the floor mats out of spite. But when we tire of that, and finish a long nap or three, we settle [...]