This is a Web site about Wolf and Bear, two attack-trained Rotweiler–no, wait–two sometimes rascally Chihuahuas, who don’t bark too much unless someone comes to the door. Our cruel master (see photo) decided to make us pay for our keep by writing a blog. We live under his oppressive control in Tustin, California. In the picture, you can see how he holds on to us and doesn’t let us move around freely. He even insists on holding the copyright to our work, so we have to tell you that this blog is copyright 2009-2010 by Robert Harris (there–we have named him). All rights reserved. Publishers armed with enormous advances are welcome to contact him at his Web site at www.virtualsalt.com. Maybe he can earn enough money to buy a dog a cookie.

Photographic proof of our master's restraint on our freedom