Well, now that Wolf has totally embarrassed me by recalling my Chihuahuaist past, it’s time to get even. Wolf, the seemingly brave, independent, confident dog is really a WIMP.
When our cruel master goes away for the day, I’m settling down snug and cozy under the blanket of the dog bed and already half asleep, [...]
Readers new to this blog might be wondering who we are and what we are like. In an effort to give you a taste of our background, I thought I’d tell you about Bear’s flirtation with Chihuahuaism in his youth. Yes, Bear was a bit red in his early years. Not till he turned six [...]
The garbage disposer in our master’s kitchen has been making horrible scraping noises when he grinds up chicken bones and other hard material, so he took a look inside and noticed that it was time for a new disposer. (The evidence will be in a future post.) So he ran down to Home Depot (without [...]
No doubt you were shocked! shocked! at how clueless our master is when it comes to elementary cause and effect situations (and here I refer to the bathmat episodes). But it gets much worse. Our master knows nothing about logical reasoning. Everytime he opens his mouth to talk to us, a truckload of logical fallacies [...]
Not only is our master cruel to his angelic little doggies, but he lacks the most elementary powers of deductive logic. A typical example is the bathmat in the master bathroom, one of the rooms that together make up our prison when master is away.
Master will neatly arrange the mat as you see in the [...]
After our master locks us into our prison cell for the day while he gallivants off to a cushy job, the two of us like to chase each other a bit and mess up the floor mats out of spite. But when we tire of that, and finish a long nap or three, we settle [...]
While our cruel master was away at work today, we got into the photographs again and found irrefutable proof of the kind of mental torture he puts us through. In the photo here, you can see us, half starved and eager to eat the meager portion of watery kibbles Old Scrooge has given us, yet [...]
A package from way up North arrived today from some of our benefactors who feel sorry for us and the treatment we suffer at the hands of our cruel master. Our master knew that the package was for us, so he put it on the ground to tantalize us. He knows it would take hours [...]
Awhile back, Bear had some problems delivering his processed dog food, so our master decided that the problem was that the food he gives us was too dry. So, ever since then, he has been putting a little water in the bowl before he pours in the dry kibbles. He mixes it up to moisten [...]
Our master doesn’t let us run freely in the streets and into neighbors’ houses, so our education is limited. Maybe you can help us understand some of the things that confuse us.
For example, our master is VERY thrifty [Wolf means cheap--Bear], and he shops a the dollar stores a lot. He recently got some shaving [...]
